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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man ... Read On »
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There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was English, called One-two-three. The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. ... Read On »
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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal i ... Read On »
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How do you make a cat drink?
1 cat 2 lemons Vodka Mix then serve
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Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness. Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty. Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something. Human ... Read On »
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the ... Read On »
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- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this. - ... Read On »
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One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your ... Read On »
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How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?
They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
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1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn't the g ... Read On »
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