A cat's dictionary


Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.


One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...


One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man ... Read On »

There were two cats that enjoyed running together...


There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was English, called One-two-three.
The other was french and called Un-deux-trois.
... Read On »

Stuttering animal


Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal i ... Read On »

How do you make a cat drink?


How do you make a cat drink?

1 cat
2 lemons
Vodka Mix
then serve

A cat's dictionary


Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human ... Read On »

Sounds of the Wild


A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the ... Read On »

Kewl Cat Quips!


- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.
- ... Read On »

Cat Heaven


One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven.
Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your ... Read On »

Men And Cats Similar?


How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Ten Things A Cat Thinks About


1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the g ... Read On »

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